Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Q: How many men does it take to fix the vacuum cleaner?
A: Why the fuck should we fix it? We never use it!
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Who gives a fuck? Why was she out of the kitchen?
Q: Why do women get periods?
A: They deserve them
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't, there's a clock on the oven.
Q: Why haven't women been to the moon ???
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom
clean?
Q: Why do women wear white wedding gowns?
A: To match the stove and refrigerator.
NO I'M NOT SEXIST HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING...........bitch.
My Tips To Life
Always answer a question with a question.
Never ask questions about a question.
Never answer an answer that has been questioned.
Always question answers that aren't answered.
Never answer with questions that can be questionably answered.
Put your shoes on the right feet.
Picture?
L to R: Me, Peter, Wilkie, Kenny on vacation in Bermuda
MORE PICTURES TO COME
Shoutouts go to all the nips of campbell
especially the great 1st lunch people, you know who you are